Yo Tunde.. gots a question for your infinate wisdom

[Stone]

Dude are there any LS field near park city in Uath.. parents own a gem store there and I ma headin to the states probley in November and I i wanna go vs some americans and see what they got against a hardcore aussie ls addict ( ill be goin all AUSCAMed up aswell:D:D:D:D:D:) GIve em a bit of the SOCOM treatment aye.

[Tunde]

There are not any LS fields that I know of operating in Utah, yet. Our business does travel through Utah a lot. We have held a number of events at the Utah/Idaho border. We may possibly be up there during the time your around. If you are willing to drive a bit maybe we could get a game in.

[Thorin]

Stone, if you make a fool of yourself, we will all deny any knowledge of your existance. You will be dis-owned by the Gold Coast and Australia.

[Stone]

Sif... Ill be putting the Americans to shame!!!!!

[Stone]

Sif... Ill be putting the Americans to shame!!!!!

[Tunde]

Bring it. Thorin has an idea whats up. He was simply trying to say, "When you go up against Tunde and his minions of elite followers, try not to cry after you have been eaten alive. At least die with a little honor"

[Stone]

Yall still goin down :p

[Tunde]

Well, if you aregoing to be in the US you might as well get some one to take you out shooting real guns. If it turns out we do end up meeting for a game of LS maybe I'll let you shoot a few rounds. We usually do end up going shooting when we head up to Idaho/Utah.

[Stone]

Sounds good!

[Tunde]

It would be one to tell your friends. Regardless, I would say you should at least get to a firing range. Especially the nice ones that rent out guns. Imagine telling your friends that you got to shoot an AK-47, Desert Eagle, M16, or an mp5. Make sure you get lots of ammo. I went shooting with my buddy last monday and we went through over 600 rounds of ammo like it was nothing. That was just shooting our pistols.

[Stone]

Have to get some photo's n shit too aye : D :D but yea sounds good..

[Thorin]

Hey Stone, can I come. You know, for backup. Hopefully I'm going shooting next week. Nothing to that extreme, but I do like the ol' 222 Rifle.

BTW, I love the banner in your signiture Stone. AWESOME.

[Stone]

Yea 22 I have fired them alot b4 good old rifle hehe.. Which banner the top 1 or the ADF banner?

[Thorin]

The top one. It's so ... Sadistic. Just like me.

[Stone]

Na I am probley more sadistic then u.. (Ask Mcknight) But yea it is a good fitting for me.

[Thorin]

More sadistic then me? Doubtful. but we can combine our ... sadisticness, and take on all others who challenge us. Hahaha.

[Tunde]

You two are full of it. I think you guys mean your sad, not
sadistic. Most likely if I were to challenge either of you. You would soil your pants, and go running home to your mommy. Go ahead and talk the talk, but I bet when the time comes you'll crawl rather than walk.

[Thorin]

Of course I'd crawl. Presents a smaller target.

[Tunde]

Wise words. I can tell your a member of HAW

[fukkenuziman]

Bring it. Thorin has an idea whats up. He was simply trying to say, "When you go up against Tunde and his minions of elite followers, try not to cry after you have been eaten alive. At least die with a little honor"

I fukkenuziman, :furious: overlord of Tunde's minions, can re-assure that you will be defeated.

[Thorin]

Get a book called "The Ultimate Aphrodisiac" By Robert G Barrett. Thats will tell you what Yankee's can do to us Aussies.

[Stone]

I take u down Tunde!! and your overlord friend!

[Thorin]

With alittle help from me of course. You can take Tunde, I'll take this "overlord" fella. Then we'll mop up with these "minions." Sound good Stonie?

[Stone]

mmmmk Thornie

[Tunde]

Who are you guys kidding? When that flashbang lands at your feet, all your going to do is scream a certain 4 letter word, and then do it. You'll fall to the ground holding each other and have a good cry. You guys would be smart to bring the rest of socom, and HAW to even stand a chance against one of us.

[Thorin]

Your right, if we bring the rest of SOCOM we will need the rest of HAW. And even while carrying SOCOM on our shoulders we will still beat you.

[Stone]

To my knowledge shouldent it be SOCOM carrying HAW on our shoulders? Or how about SOCOM and HAW go over there together in all our AUSCAM and show dem American LS players what us Aussies can do to them!!!!!

[Thorin]

Ok. Agreed. It's a truce while we are in Yankeeland. They will be quite shocked at our ... methods.

[Tunde]

Well, I think you guys would be shocked at American "methods". Hope you like napalm.

[Stone]

Am pretty sure i was goin over for a laser skirmish match not a real weapon match lol? mentioned nothin of such thgings in the brocure!!

[Thorin]

Oh, a sword match. I'm in for that. As soon as I get my new Paul Chen Tiger series Katana. Sharp and battle ready. $700USD

[Tunde]

Go ahead and play with your little knife. I think I will stick with the colt commando, and mp5.

[fukkenuziman]

Fellaz, you can't beat what you can't see! Your AusCam will do you no good, nor will you be able to survive the stealth, speed and precision of a GZ assault.
Your last memory, as you are lying on the ground gasping for air, will be the subtle thud sound at your feet....
*******CLING*******
The rest is a blur...

[Owl]

**Disclaimer**

The delusional ravings expressed here by certain individuals are not necessarily (not even!) shared by their clans. Any clan support, claimed or implied, is purely coincidental and even more purely a figment of their twisted imaginations. Clans HAW and SOCOM accept no responsibility for being dragged into this very silly smacktalk and really wish we hadn't recruited these two clowns in the first place.
No animals were harmed during the making of this post.
Copyright 2004.

[Stone]

Owl whendid u become a spokesperson for SOCOM?-___-

[Thorin]

and really wish we hadn't recruited these two clowns in the first place.

There are 2 stones? :eek:

[Rommel]

2 stoned clowns

[KOTS]

Stone if u bring your SOCOM mates and wear auscams what will u do about bingers? I'm sure any Aussies that played against you lot would own for sure seeing how you would shoot your own team mates if they moved.

[Stone]

He will hire some lackey boy such as yourself to fill in as Bingers.

[KOTS]

I see, ok then i'm just as happy shooting a yank than shooting BJ.

[Tunde]

Owl obviously knows whats up. He can plainly see that you all have grossly under estimated the unreproachable skill of Ground Zero. We are Americans, we kill for fun. lol. Trust me, we know some people that if we wanted to, could put together a team so elite that I am positive no Aussie clan would stand a chance. I have faith that HAW would probably do better than everyone but they would still go down. Hell Stone, maybe if we play a game I will gather my SFOD boys, or recon and let them show you how its done.

[Thorin]

If your going to run some training session, we'll send some brissie players over aswell. HAW could use a challange over here.

[Tunde]

I just thought how funny it would be if we took Stone to SWAT training while he was there. LOL, now that would make for a story. I'm sure he would be on a flight home after the first grenade went off. It might happen though, but he would have to get FBI security clearence before he could participate. That might be hard to do.

[fukkenuziman]

Stone, when exactly in November are you going to be in Utah? By the way, I'm sorry that your first impression of the US is going to Salt Lake City, Utah!! I grew up near there, and it's very "special". LOL

Anyway, if you can give Tunde and I some dates, it's possible that we could line something up. It will be colder than a witch's tit up there, but we can deal with that.

[Dangerous]

Cold??!! What's that?

PS, nice site

[Tunde]

Thanks mate. Living in the desert we have only heard tales of a mythical thing called cold. I've seen pictures of some sand like substance called snow. We will investigat further and give a full report.

[bandit]

Stone u lose then you are kicked out mmk and baned from LS at goldcoast lol

:beta: WIN

[Tunde]

Thats not very fair considering he has no chance.

[Ekkostorm]

Thanks mate. Living in the desert we have only heard tales of a mythical thing called cold. I've seen pictures of some sand like substance called snow. We will investigat further and give a full report.

It's real I tell ya, REAL! Falls from the sky, droves of it! We use it as money up here... How else do you think we fund the dome to protect the National Igloo from global warming... :)

[Tunde]

Falls from the sky?!? Sounds mighty dangerous to me. I have been in a haboob before, and it was no fun getting pelted with sand and dust flying through the air. I tremble to imagine the idea of a mighty storm of this, thing you call snow.

[Ekkostorm]

You thinks that's dangerous, you should see what we call a whiteout. Tons upon Tons of the snow stuff all falling at the same time.... Can't see past your nose...

[Tunde]

My my my. If it is anything like sand, that must be a pain. How do you get all of the snow out of your hair and clothes? Must be really itchy

[Ekkostorm]

Nah, we've developed snow proof biomechanical suits that keep us safe. Ya, that's it, biomechanical suits. Technology advances fast when you have to live in igloos and are ruled by a small child with supernatural powers...

[Tunde]

ohhhh, i see. Do those suits help protect you from the abominable snowman?

[fukkenuziman]

nah, just kick him in the nads, he'll go down... he is very top heavy!

[Tunde]

how about I pee on him, that'll melt his smug snowman smile in a hurry.

[Leo]

Hehe that reminds me of the Canadian club ad.

[fukkenuziman]

remember kids... don't eat yellow snow!

[Bingers]

btw kots im really late but umm can u stfu becuase when was the last time u played yeah thast right like 3 months ago and ur clan "crusaders" has a whole 3 members? and one of them continously asking SOCOM to let him join.

Hmm, that's gotta suck?

[Leo]

Man you guys talk a lot of shit.

[Stone]

It's fun though. Admit you enjoy reading it.

[Leo]

It's mildly amusing, yes. :D

[Stone]

fuckin hell im good!

[Rommel]

Yeah, you should see the clan section in the Gold Coast Laser Skirmish forum. It only contains shit from 5 or more players.

[Thorin]

Yes, we talk alot of shit, but some of it even makes sense.

[Leo]

Surrrrrrre. :p

[Bingers]

leo really doesnt like us GC locals, and that makes me a sad panda

[Thorin]

We only call you Panda cause you also turn up to skirmish with black eyes. Those girls been pickin' on you again?

[Bingers]

u should know if u were picking on me or not. :D

[Rommel]

I thought those rings around the eyes are from hangovers caused by too much ribena juice.

[Bingers]

who said they werent?

[Stone]

stfu mmk...

[Leo]

Ooo it's on. lol

Who said I don't like the GC locals? I'm just poking fun at Thorin. :)

[Tunde]

OK, lets just sum up everything in a nice neat little package. You all suck, I kick ass, end of story.

[Thorin]

Jeez, I'm sorry Tunde. I didn't know you suffered from "American Delusions." I hear it's a very common problem over there.

[Leo]

A lot like GC Delusions over here then, eh? Hehe had to say it.

[Rommel]

Tunde is starting to sound like Stone.

[Tunde]

Rommel, you better take that back and in a hurry. How dare you say such vile things?

[Rommel]

Sorry, you just convinced me that it was a terrible insult. I know I would absolutely hate to be compared to Stone.

[Ekkostorm]

Wow, scarry, so anyway, sorry there Tunde, but Canada rules... We have the Best Hockey, Best Football, Best everything! :)

Cept for the snow of course, that kinda bites... and well, that abominable snowman thing, and well... our Prime Minister is a crook....

[fukkenuziman]

...and the barren, freezing @ss tundra...

I have roots up there, so I won't bag on the Canuks!:D

[Tunde]

Well I have a whole lot of friends from up there, so i will bag on em. They have a maple leaf on their flag. Thats a real symbol of power right there. fall down, dry up and blow away. Sounds like the Canadians to me. Not to mention a section of there country wants to be french. I don't know where to begin on that one. You don't see Lousiana claiming to be a different country now do you.

[fukkenuziman]

No, but Louisiana operates like they are in a world of their own as far as a lot of legal aspects are concerned. So they are damn near as bad!

[Leo]

Ouch! *gets out popcorn*

[Tunde]

You do realize that if they ever did start saying they were french and not american, we would bust out the chainsaws, cut them off from the rest of the states, and send them floating off to sea.

[Thorin]

Is that geographically possible?

[Tunde]

yes, and don't question me again or we will strand you on their little french wanna be island.

[fukkenuziman]

Easy to do... the whole damn state is already floating as it is... fukken swamp ridden peninsula!